Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat & Shoutbox' started by Elvie, Mar 2, 2018.

  1. Elvie

    Elvie Well-Known Member

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    1.Is it being spy-cy?2.Does he try to jalapeño everything (or does he try to poblano everything)?
     
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  2. Elvie

    Elvie Well-Known Member

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    Why did the old book need a wheelchair?
     
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  3. Godzilla1954

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    Gets jalapeño business.
     
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  4. Elvie

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    Ha.I kinda was close.
     
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    Because its spine was damaged.
     
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  6. Godzilla1954

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    What did the vampire say to the bartender?
     
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  8. Elvie

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    Crucifix me a drink (although,this answer is probably better suited for a priest,monk,or pastor sort of joke but I'm saying it anyway to eliminate guesses)?
     
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  9. Godzilla1954

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    I'll have a "Blood" Lite.
     
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  10. Elvie

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    I didn't think of that at all.
     
  11. Elvie

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    What do you want to do when you hear a bad pun about farms?
     
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  12. Godzilla1954

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    What do you call a Spanish guy with a rubber toe?
     
  13. spmax12

    spmax12 Well-Known Member

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    why does this thread even exist?


    why not just pm these ""jokes"" back and forth rather than making a thread no one else even wants to post in and probably avoids no offense or trying to be rude im just saying wouldn't it be better this way when no one else but you two are posting? rather than creating kinda uneeded activity for a place that kinda wants to peacefully die now?
     
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  14. Nightmare Alien

    Nightmare Alien a little spooky

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    I don't get this joke :confused:
     
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  15. Shashi

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    Well, they're having a good time, so let them do as they wish. I don't get most of the jokes, but I like to read their back-and-forth exchanges every day :coffee :thumbsup
    Me neither, but it was amusing regardless :biggrin
     
  16. Elvie

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    I guessed I imagined that a few more people would have posted here even though I know this community is mostly inactive.I made this thread because I thought it would be kinda fun and also that it would bring some joy to the remaining members here whose enthusiasm for this project has been diminished considerably.
     
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